Family Guy, Volume Four, Episodes 11-14

A lot of gay-jokes, a lot of anti-Christian humor, not really my cup of tea.

Vegas Family Vacation, Mediocre

Liked the ending though. SPOILER ALERT: Russ wins 4 new cars in which they drive home.

Rat Race, 10 Minutes Was Enough!

This movie set the precedent for the development of awful reality-TV.

Terrible, 10 minutes was enough.

The Muppets, Irritatingly Obnoxious

Laugh-track shows are awful. 2/5.

Chevy Chase, Family Vacation Film

Not very funny. 2/5.

Over The Hedge, Boring

Over The Hedge, Dreamworks, was very dull. The animation however, was very good. And kudos on its revulsive stance towards suburbs.

2/5 stars.

Robots, Fun Movie

So, I've been watching many children's movies. Robots, had excellent animation and proved a genuinely fun time. 4/5 stars.

Awful: Margaret Cho

I'm the One I want(2/5)

Zach Galifianakis: Live Quotes

Hilarious:

"I call my balls Belle and Sebastian."

"You know you are getting fatter when your socks don't fit anymore."

"Mental illness is a theme for you."

"Can I get a sausage smoothee?"

"If you loved Miss Congeniality 2, you are gonna love the Corporation."

"I look like a third grader swallowed a Penguin."

"MAACP- Mothers against the advancement of colored people."

"I told you, I don't know how to read."(pretentious illiterate)

"good pepperonia pizza. oh, shoot."(the forgetful vegan)

"the effeminate gay-basher."

"I hate the Right. I hate them with a passion."

"I was the only straight guy in an all gay high school."

"That show the Amazing Race, is that about White people?"

"At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted."

"My brother has ADD but drives a Ford Focus."

"I once put an Altoid in my asshole. Thats it."

"I hate celebrities all of them. Celebrities and the Bush Administration."

"I know the irony, saying that when there are 5 cameras on me."

"I almost got Kangaroo Jack."

"I would answer that if you weren't so fat."

"I believe the children are our future."

The paper-board sequence was the most hilarious part

Sick of Smut

After watching Weeds which glorifies the sale of illegal drugs and premarital sex within noncommitted relationships, Superbad, which glorifies the purchase of alcohol underage and glorifies taking advantage of intoxicated individuals sexually, and Family Guy Season 4 which insults the holy sacrament of baptism, I have decided I am sick and tired of smut. I want a good laugh but I can no longer stand such offensive humor.

More Superbad Quotes

"One little bottle of spermicidal lube. Thank you for bringing the lube for my pussy! They are not dried up old ladies, they are 18. They are good to go."

"I need to see some ID-makes me feel young again."

I'm so glad I watched this again. My mood really improved with this movie.

Superbad Quotes

Love the opening music and dancing...

"The Vagtastic voyage."

"Your the weird one for not liking porn."

"I want a little production value."

"I probably should pick the one with the least dirty sounding name."

"I'm jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."

"She was too hot"-"that's what sucks."

"Have you ever staired into his eyes. Like the first time I heard the Beatles."

He punched his friends in the balls while they were chugging beer.

"When am I gonna cook terramisu."

"I'll be over at State where girls are half as smart but twice as likely to fellace me."

"I would sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. Like a man dick? yeah."

"You hit Becca's foot with your dick?"(on the picture)

"You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind."

"The funny thing about my back. It's located on my cock."

Mmm. Blonde, thin, surburban girls...

DTF-down to fuck.

"You know when girls say I was so drunk. We could be that mistake!"

"Like a punch-a friend thing..."

"You look like a future pedophile in this picture."

"Nobody's got a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam"

"and take off the vest, you look like Aladdin."

Pittsburgh: Weeds

"I think Pittsburgh is the place for us."

the junior high school speech featured the f word.

the catfight between the two grown men(16 min in) was hilarious

"He pees more than my cousin Jerome with only one kidney."

"Shit" (on the police coming upon a car full of weed.)

Just Like Tomatoes: Weeds

The young boy's girlfriend is so possessive!

The blonde wife gets kicked out of her house for admitting her affair.

"Marajuana its organic, its therapeutic, its of the earth, just like tomatoes."

Silas stole all the "Drug Free Zones." signs.

Mile Deep and A Foot Wide: Weeds

The hippie chick that visits is crazy and sexy.

The music is excellent.

The ending is a tad sad.

**/*****

2/5

Bash:Weeds

"Go play with your dinghy."(on the neighbor's boat)

"willy Wonka, not the lame Johnny Depp piece of $hit."

"We're all selfish @ssholes. Now don't go wrong."

"I'm never getting married-its death."

Milf Weed: Weeds

Very funny to see Snoop Dogg...

"I've seen you drunk."

"You do drugs."

"Drugs are wrong"

"You do drugs!"

"Think about the planet for a change."(on the Prius)

Must Find Toes: Weeds

Hilarious.

"When she kicks the shit out of your heart, I'll buy you a beer with my fake."

A little emotional at the end.

3/5

***/*****

Crush Girl Love Panic: Weeds

Not great.

**/*****

2/5

Mr. Botwin's Neighborhood:Weeds

Excellent episode.

4/5

****/*****

Last Tango In Agrestic Weeds Season 2 Review

A lot of hilarious sexual jokes.

4/5

Cooking With Jesus: Weeds

2/5

**/*****

not very funny.

Dumb and Dumber Review

Funny but crude.

***/*****

3/5

Radio Days: Romantic, Great Music

Allen's Radio Days was wonderfully romantic, humorous and included excellent music.

****/*****

4/5

Terrible:National Lampoon's Pledge This

*/*****

1/5

10 minutes of this 90 minute film were too many. And Hilton's hair looked disgusting: it was almost white. EWWW...

Quotes From The Punishment Light: Weeds

"Your thinking I don't look Jewish. I'm Welsh."

"I would be thrilled to pay for tetnis."

"I ended up a bean counter. No hat, ...not hat."

"This is the dumbest f'n room ever built"(on the atrium)

"You look a little big for 4th grade."

"Favorite fight song? University of Michigan."

"Are you married? No, are you a fag?

"Is that your real nose."

"This song is for the rats who hurled themselves into the ocean. For the soil, where nothing of consequence can grow there."

"Maybe we're not Jewish enough...."

"I brough shame to my elders."

"I'm at the punishment light."

"I'd like to see you again, maybe not with the hostile offspring."

Quotes From Higher Education: Weeds

"I ate a seamonkey. What did it taste like? Lemonade-I'll give you that!"

"Oh my gawd. I cut my finger. Well, you have to learn at least one good joke."

"We've got an hour. OOhhhh yeahhhh."

"All the way from Floria, its much cleaner there."

"Wear it back until your old enough to get it straightened."

"She getting me a cheeseburger-thats passive agressive..."

"Its all about the Benjamins Ms. Botwin."

"Im gonna bite you. Ohhh Gawddd...."

"You made your bed-now fuck in it."

"I got all the f'n work I need."

"Come onnn. Slap it."

"Im going for my powerwalk. I suppose nobody wants to join in on this sensible and healthy activity."

"Its not ok."

"It took the Egyptians centuries to build their pyramid."

"I got two wrong just to make sure it looked real."

"Sometimes these little problems can last a long time."

***/*****

3/5

Dead In The Nethers:Weeds

"Your doin what all of us are doin baby, getting by."

"I can only climax when I'm high."

"I love you-you'd fucking better!"

Lude Awakening: Weeds

"You too are a cracker-ass white boy"

"I'm not gonna cap any mother-fuckers."

"My therapist says im acting out because my dad is dead."

"incredahoes" LOL

"You need to dump the damaged goods." haha

"What if the marajuana is in baked goods? If you can eat it, you can beat it."

"Canada rocks. Primo weed, great Chinese food."

"Let your freak flag fly."

"The truth is a bitch, now ain't it."

"Do you like me? -Mostly..."

"If I ever leave this world alive, the madness that you feel will soon subside."

The neighbor showed her tits to the teenage son.

What a show!

The Fashion Of The Christ: Weeds

"it took me years to realize to date slightly defective chicks."

"Oh look at Betty Cracker."

The Candy-man, a butchy looking woman who makes weed-baked products wants to make sure her customers exercise.

bizarre scene: Coke crates fall through the roof...

****/*****

4/5

Good Shit Lolipop: Weeds

"You don't put weed in my cornbread!"

****/*****

4/5

Free Goat: Weeds

Kind of a depressing episode. The one father has sex with the tennis coach, cheating on his wife.

***/*****

3/5

You Can't Miss The Bear: Weeds

Hilarious: The one mom didn't want to remove diet-pop from the school

"I miss carbs" haha

"Saw your picture near dumb-ass white bitch." Hilarious

"White people steal. Enron.", "Somebody's been listening to Sharpton." 

"Maybe black people need to start stealing a little bigger."

"Where u rushin off to? Dr. Phil ain't on till 4."

"Technically we didn't have sex under your roof."

**/*****

2/5

Incredibly Idiotic Movie: College Road Trip

*/*****

1/5 stars

I couldn't watch more than a few minutes of this.