Friday, January 2, 2009

Quotes From Higher Education: Weeds

"I ate a seamonkey. What did it taste like? Lemonade-I'll give you that!"

"Oh my gawd. I cut my finger. Well, you have to learn at least one good joke."

"We've got an hour. OOhhhh yeahhhh."

"All the way from Floria, its much cleaner there."

"Wear it back until your old enough to get it straightened."

"She getting me a cheeseburger-thats passive agressive..."

"Its all about the Benjamins Ms. Botwin."

"Im gonna bite you. Ohhh Gawddd...."

"You made your bed-now fuck in it."

"I got all the f'n work I need."

"Come onnn. Slap it."

"Im going for my powerwalk. I suppose nobody wants to join in on this sensible and healthy activity."

"Its not ok."

"It took the Egyptians centuries to build their pyramid."

"I got two wrong just to make sure it looked real."

"Sometimes these little problems can last a long time."

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