"The Vagtastic voyage."
"Your the weird one for not liking porn."
"I want a little production value."
"I probably should pick the one with the least dirty sounding name."
"I'm jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."
"She was too hot"-"that's what sucks."
"Have you ever staired into his eyes. Like the first time I heard the Beatles."
He punched his friends in the balls while they were chugging beer.
"When am I gonna cook terramisu."
"I'll be over at State where girls are half as smart but twice as likely to fellace me."
"I would sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. Like a man dick? yeah."
"You hit Becca's foot with your dick?"(on the picture)
"You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind."
"The funny thing about my back. It's located on my cock."
Mmm. Blonde, thin, surburban girls...
DTF-down to fuck.
"You know when girls say I was so drunk. We could be that mistake!"
"Like a punch-a friend thing..."
"You look like a future pedophile in this picture."
"Nobody's got a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam"
"and take off the vest, you look like Aladdin."
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