Hilarious:
"I call my balls Belle and Sebastian."
"You know you are getting fatter when your socks don't fit anymore."
"Mental illness is a theme for you."
"Can I get a sausage smoothee?"
"If you loved Miss Congeniality 2, you are gonna love the Corporation."
"I look like a third grader swallowed a Penguin."
"MAACP- Mothers against the advancement of colored people."
"I told you, I don't know how to read."(pretentious illiterate)
"good pepperonia pizza. oh, shoot."(the forgetful vegan)
"the effeminate gay-basher."
"I hate the Right. I hate them with a passion."
"I was the only straight guy in an all gay high school."
"That show the Amazing Race, is that about White people?"
"At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted."
"My brother has ADD but drives a Ford Focus."
"I once put an Altoid in my asshole. Thats it."
"I hate celebrities all of them. Celebrities and the Bush Administration."
"I know the irony, saying that when there are 5 cameras on me."
"I almost got Kangaroo Jack."
"I would answer that if you weren't so fat."
"I believe the children are our future."
The paper-board sequence was the most hilarious part
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